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- THE AUTHENTIC SPOOK
- ___________________
-
- by Paul McGinnis / TRADER@cup.portal.com, March 1994
-
-
- As a private researcher in the area of excessive military secrecy, some
- people say that I must be a spy (or "intelligence analyst" to use a government
- term). I do my research by poring through obscure military documents.
- Since people think I'm a spy, here are some things I've learned as a spook.
-
- * It's not glamorous and exciting -- it's definitely not James Bond. Instead
- of drinking champagne with beautiful women saying, "Oh James! I can't find
- the words", the real life spook will probably be drinking coffee from a
- vending machine and hearing beautiful women tell him, "You are such a
- geek!"
-
- * It won't be easy to find out anything of value. For example, getting to
- and climbing the desert hills surrounding Groom Lake is much more difficult
- than going to Disneyland. Unless you are willing to put the time in (like
- I do poring over documents), the effort, and possibly the expense (such
- as travel costs, document costs, etc.), you won't find much. If it was
- as easy as going to the mall to buy military secrets, more Americans would
- try to find out what their government does in secret. In other words, I don't
- think you'll see Waldenbooks selling classified documents any time soon.
-
- * The military will put a lot of effort into protecting its secrets. You
- can expect to see lies and deliberate deception (which the Russians call
- "maskirovka") from the military. Because of this, you will make mistakes
- in your search for secrets. For example, I was led to believe that the
- airstrip at Bicycle Dry Lake, on Ft. Irwin, in California's Mojave desert
- was used for secret purposes. There were several reasons for this, such
- as its remote location, the lack of media coverage of the facility, and
- a former Air Force intelligence officer who told me fanciful stories
- about the place. I've since done enough research to know the true nature
- of the facility. Oddly, given my interest in the place and my mentioning
- it publicly, I may have given someone in the military the idea that it
- would make a fine test site for future secret programs...
-
- * Like any form of serious research, you will use previous bits of knowledge
- to understand new information. For example, if you know that almost every
- clandestine U.S. Air Force plane was built under programs whose code-names
- start with SENIOR, you can be reasonably sure that a new program, such as
- SENIOR CITIZEN is not a submarine. To understand what is going on, you will
- often need to correlate related pieces of information.
-
- * Truth is a slippery thing, when dealing with the U.S. government. You should
- be prepared to change what you believe, when faced with compelling new
- evidence that contradicts what you believe.
-
- * There's no reason to get paranoid if you are trying to discover secrets.
- There are too many people who think that they will be visited by large
- gentlemen in dark suits if they do the slightest thing to find out what
- their government is hiding. A recent survey on the Internet came up with
- an interesting result. A survey was taken to see if people believed in
- the New World Order conspiracy. A full 20% of the people questioned declined
- to answer out of fear!! You have every right to find out what your
- government is doing behind your back -- you're paying taxes, so you have a
- right to find out what your money is spent on. People in urban areas have a
- much greater chance of becoming a crime victim, than of having a sinister
- visit from the government. Of course, there are some things that you can
- do to -increase- the government's interest in you. One way is to act in a
- secret and furtive manner. This attracts attention to yourself. Of course,
- people in the government can't understand why outsiders get interested in
- their actions when they start doing things in secret... If you do your
- research openly, people in authority will grudgingly accept what you are
- doing as part of the politics that go with their job. For example, I've
- written to an Air Force colonel at the Pentagon, who is in charge of
- some Air Force investigations. I've discussed my politics with him, and while
- we don't see eye to eye, he knows what I'm up to. Another way to increase
- the government's interest in you is to make personal attacks. Human nature
- being what it is, you are more likely to get into trouble if you attack
- individuals, instead of their institution.
-
- * Sometimes, chaos (or fate or Karma or whatever one calls it), will deliver
- surprises to you in your search for information. You just have to be
- aware that you can find valuable information on another subject, even
- though that wasn't what you were looking for. For example, I was reading
- an Air Force study on low intensity conflict (i.e., like the U.S.
- involvement in Somalia) and came across detailed technical information on
- the use of high power microwaves as a "non-lethal" weapon against people.
-
- * Since you are looking for classified information, you have to understand
- the nature of what you are going after. Currently, there are about 4 million
- Americans who hold security clearances. It is estimated that there are
- at least 1 trillion pages of classified documents in the government's
- possession. Read that number again - 1 trillion. That means at least
- 4,000 pages for every American man, woman, and child. The amount of
- data generated by 4 million people is staggering. Of course, it also leads
- to interesting situations that you can exploit. Sometimes, mundane
- information is classified, while sensitive information is released in an
- obscure form. For example, in the U.S. defense budget, a classified sum
- is spent on Program Element 0305898L "Management Headquarters" expenses
- for the Defense Intelligence Agency. Knowing how these people operate,
- it is probably safe to say that the person at DIA who knows how much
- they spend on paper clips, probably isn't allowed to know the budget for
- ink for rubber stamps. On the other hand, sensitive information is
- regularly released. A few years ago, a Princeton engineering student
- designed a workable nuclear weapon from technical information the
- government sold him.
-
- * Be willing to share information with others. It depends on you on how
- much effort you are willing to put in this area, but you should always
- be prepared to share your knowledge, if asked. Knowledge that is not
- applied is not useful. A prime motivation for gaining knowledge about
- what the government is doing, is to use that information to change what
- you believe to be bad policies, by lobbying for change. The 1st Amendment
- to the Constitution gives the people the right "to petition the Government
- for redress of grievances". Unfortunately, far too many Americans don't
- even bother to take advantage of this right, believing "that you can't
- fight City Hall."
-
- * Keep things in perspective. Finding out secrets isn't the only thing
- in life. Love and laughter will probably make for a happier life than
- feelings of moral superiority because you've tackled the "evil
- government".
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